Who the hell is Rick Porcello? He sounds like a used car salesman out of work. If the Royals bullpen blows another save in the 8th inning again, I’m going to fly Kobayashi from Japan to eat all of Miguel Cabrera’s Cheesy Double Beef Burritos.

Royals win 9-1 while Jose Guillen checks out the new tail on the bench.

Anyway, the Kansas City Sports Podcast is going to be there, will you? We will have our own beer Buck Night in the parking lot and then stuff our faces inside.

Conor Jay, he’s the man who’s name you’d love to touch! But you mustn’t touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn’t fear! ‘Cause his name can be said by anyone!

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