Highlights of the game:

• Grienke throwing lazer beams and toying with Chi-sox batters with some chin music just for the hell of it.
• DeJesus hitting a home run 10 feet high.
• Hearing the phrase, “Olivo in a run down” (thanks Bellwether).
• Multiple sets of homemade “K” signs through out the stadium.
• A loud, energetic, drunken crowd on a Dancing With the Stars TV night or as we say in KC, a Monday night.
• Steven Wright is a Royals fan and is distracting me from the game.

Conor Jay, he’s the man who’s name you’d love to touch! But you mustn’t touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn’t fear! ‘Cause his name can be said by anyone!

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